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Movie One Liners: Married. I Can See You Right Now In The Kitchen, Bending Over A Hot Stove. But I Can't See The Stove.
| Duck Soup | |
Movie One Liners: Look, If It's About That Time I Puked Green Slime And Masturbated With A Crucifix, It Was My First Keg Party, Bobby!
| Scary Movie | |
Movie One Liners: You Could Always Tell What Kind Of A Person A Man Thinks You Are By The Earrings He Gives You. I Must Say, The Mind Reels.
| Breakfast At Tiffanys | |
Movie One Liners: The Main Thing Is To Have The Money. I've Been Rich And I've Been Poor. Believe Me, Rich Is Better.
| The Big Heat | |
Movie One Liners: Tell Me Something, My Friend. You Ever Dance With The Devil By The Pale Moonlight?
| Batman | |
Movie One Liners: This Place Is Fantastic; It's Like `Gone With The Wind` On Mescaline. They Walk Imaginary Pets Here, Garland On A F**King Leash. And They're All Heavily Armed And Drunk. New York Is Boring!
| Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil | |
Movie One Liners: Seats? On A Train? It's Obvious You've Never Ridden One Before! No, Everybody's Packed In, Standing Up. Look At This Line To Get On! Hey, We've Got Tickets, Save Room For Us!
| Life Is Beautiful | |
Movie One Liners: Uuhhh... Isn't In On The License, Man? Yeah, That's It! Pedro De Pacas, Man, That's My Name?
| Up In Smoke | |
Movie One Liners: I'll Give You Two. You Can Dance The Tango And Drive A Ferrari Better Than Anyone I've Ever Seen.
| Scent Of A Woman | |
Movie One Liners: Attention. Here's An Update On Tonight's Dinner. It Was Veal. I Repeat, Veal. The Winner Of Tonight's Mystery Meat Contest Is Jeffrey Corbin Who Guessed `Some Kind Of Beef.`
| Meatballs | |
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Movie One Liners: This List... Is An Absolute Good. The List Is Life. All Around Its Margins Lies The Gulf.
| Schindlers List | |
Movie One Liners: I've Got A Wife And Three Kids. I Haven't Seen A Fifty In Twelve Years.
| Beverly Hills Cop 3 | |
Movie One Liners: Frank! It's The Love Boat To Cuba! Shuffle Board And Pineapples Filled With Rum. Know What They Do? They Put Little Paper Umbrellas Sticking Out The Top So That When It Rains, It Don't Thin Out The Liquor.
| Batteries Not Included | |
Movie One Liners: What... What Do You Think You'll Do While You're Setting Up Your New Line Of Defense? Wander Around Luggin' Your Suitcases?
| The Pianist | |
Movie One Liners: I Couldn't Be Fonder Of You If You Were My Own Son. But, Well, If You Lose A Son, Its Possible To Get Another. There's Only One...(The Answer)
| The Maltese Falcon | |
Movie One Liners: That's A Good Idea. Four Unidentifiable High School Students Lost Their Lives Early This Morning When Their Toy Rocket Exploded.
| October Sky | |
Movie One Liners: I'm Not Going To Waste My Time Arguing With A Man Who's Lining Up To Be A Hot Lunch.
| Jaws | |
Movie One Liners: Johnny: 'Luther! Good God, We're Millionaires!' Luther: 'Jesus! Did You Know He Was That Loaded?' Johnny: 'Hell No. I Just Cut Into Him. I Woulda Settled For Pawning One Of Them Shoes.
| The Sting | |
Movie One Liners: I May Be Old-Fashioned, But I Thought Murder Was Against The Law.
| Strangers On A Train | |
Movie One Liners: You've Seen A General Inspecting Troops Before Haven't You? Just Walk Slow, Act Dumb And Look Stupid!
| The Dirty Dozen | |
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Movie One Liners: Look Son, Being A Good Shot, Being Quick With A Pistol, That Don't Do No Harm, But It Don't Mean Much Next To Being Cool-Headed. ... It Ain't So Easy To Shoot A Man Anyhow, Especially If The Son-Of-A-Bitch Is Shootin' Back At You.
| Unforgiven | |
Movie One Liners: Holy S**T, D'you See That F**Kin' Head Come Apart, Man?
| Platoon | |
Movie One Liners: Tomorrow We Goes Into Battle, So Lordy, Let Me Fight With The Rifle In One Hand, And The Good Book In The Other. So That If I May Die At The Muzzle Of The Rifle, Die On Water, Or On Land, I May Know That You Blessed Jesus Almighty Are With Me And I Have No Fear.
| Glory | |
Movie One Liners: Whenever I Despair, I Remember That The Way Of Truth And Love Has Always Won. There May Be Tyrants And Murderers, And For A Time, They May Seem Invincible, But In The End, They Always Fail. Think Of It: Always.
| Ghandi | |
Movie One Liners: Jack: 'Charlie, Think. How Much Do You Know About Your Uncle?' Charlie: 'Why, He's My Mother's Brother.
| Shadow Of A Doubt | |
Movie One Liners: You're A Vampire Michael! My Own Brother, A God****, S**T-Sucking Vampire. You Wait 'Till Mom Finds Out, Buddy!
| The Lost Boys | |
Movie One Liners: Tell The Tv To Stop Saying There's 2 Homosexuals In Here.
| Dog Day Afternoon | |
Movie One Liners: Dan Marino Should Definitely Buy This Car. Well Not This One, Cause I'm Gonna F**K This One Up. But He Should Get One Just Like It.
| Bad Boys 2 | |
Movie One Liners: I Tried To Think Of The Most Harmless Thing. Something I Loved From My Childhood. Something That Could Never Ever Possibly Destroy Us.
| Ghostbusters | |
Movie One Liners: Im Here All Week, Tell Your Friends, Try The Fish
| Shrek | |
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